Author Archives: teflonblonde90

I often wonder how many of us feel; emotionally, creatively, and ultimately stipend? What does it for us? is it the mundane question , ”hey how are you , whats new?” And most of us respond the same way .”Not much …..just working and you ? To me that is what feeds my depression likeContinue reading “Stripped-Thank you Depeche Mode”

”I left Oklahoma ,driving in a Pontiac, just about to lose my mind . I was goin’ to Arizona maybe on to California ,where the people all live so fine .” Tulsa Time by Don Williams It was October of 2010 when I packed up my pride and all my belongings into the trunk ofContinue reading “Spider Bites & a Pontiac”

On July 2nd 2005 Kenneth Pinyan was rushed in to the Enumclaw Community Hospital, suffering from internal bleeding . He was pronounced dead from Acute Peritonitis, layman’s terms this weirdo got plowed by a horse and died as the result. Pinyan was part of what would be known as the ”Enumclaw Horse Sex Case” .VideoContinue reading “No Horse Shit, This Really Happened”

In my mind I toss and turn , it is 6 o’clock in morning on a crisp November Day or whatever this wee hour is between daylight and dead of night . I can not sleep , the memories of you rush in to my head and the uncontrollable tears follow . I miss myContinue reading “Jason ”My Pop” Slater”

Everyone on this rotating ball of water has a nemesis. Mine just happens to take the form of my biological fathers ex wife . A 51 year old bi polar schizophrenic with a hyper sexualized delusion of the world. In her prime she was a manufactured sun kissed blonde with a yellow Volkswagen bug stoppingContinue reading “Heather is Grey”

Why is it that when it rains it pours ? It seems that Destiny is a smart ass debutant sitting in front of a crackling fireplace sipping a warm glass of brandy just waiting for you to notice the destruction she so carefully put in your path . Why is it that when something goodContinue reading “Still The Same”

As we ring in the New Year of 2020 , I notice the masses are at it again . They want to hit the gym , stop smoking , find love or whatever “resolution” they convince themselves they will achieve. I have always had a melancholy view of ringing in the New Year. If youContinue reading “Pixelated Resolution”

My left boob is Baby and my right boob is Firefly. On November 5th 2019 at 9:30 AM, a mildly sedated version of myself sat in a pre operative waiting room . My body began to shake uncontrollably, my breath shortened , “ did I make a mistake ?” . Well sugar tits … itContinue reading “Baby & Firefly”

They say that our parents shape us into the adults that we will someday be . Well with my mother I can not blame her for the way I turned out nor can I give her credit in the “shaping”. My mother was born Heidi Deanna Chance to Miriam Chennault and Rex Gilbert Chance onContinue reading “Heidi”

Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. — Oscar Wilde. This is the first post on my new blog. I’m just getting this new blog going, so stay tuned for more. Subscribe below to get notified when I post new updates.